Sms Collection

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda�

baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
sab mehfal wale sade ne.
asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
sab gore kale sade ne.
Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
viswash banaye haar gye.
Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
sanu ohi ik din maar gye.